Life is so hard when your best friend is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting

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6:51 pm  •  17 September 2014  •  411,301 notes

shrineart:

quietzombiegirl:

everyone’s grandparents seem to have really cute stories of how they met, and like my grandparents met when my grandma was running away from police during a protest and she jumped on the back of my grandads motorcycle and just screamed “DRIVE FUCKING DRIVE”

I dunno man I think that story’s pretty fuckin cute.

8:27 pm  •  14 September 2014  •  296,087 notes

godmuva:

Why people ask me shit like “how was work?” or “how is school?” like work is work, school is school, I would rather be on a yacht right now while gettin some dick but here I am

4:21 pm  •  14 September 2014  •  80,831 notes

dangervvank:

Lana Del Rey | Ride Monologue
Higher quality than Youtube version

2:55 pm  •  14 September 2014  •  2,102 notes
Plot Twist: My Anaconda Do

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2:52 pm  •  14 September 2014  •  51,422 notes